The Best Laid Plans Of Mice & Men
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Adventure Time - Finn 3
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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via woo-teen-wolf)

broccloi:

today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous

(via woo-teen-wolf)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via phobias)

me:*cries over tv show*
me:*loses sleep over tv show*
me:*requires emotional help because of tv show*
me:but it's so good

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil, via phobias)

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via woo-teen-wolf)

The Ghost of You gifset for we-are-not-a-death-cult

(via stomachachesfrank)

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

(via woo-teen-wolf)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via phobias)

eatshitandchokeonit:

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

what

(Source: hella-420)

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