The Best Laid Plans Of Mice & Men
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Adventure Time - Finn 3
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You’re more useless that the p in pterodactyl.


you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via phobias)

Woman:I'm smart
Patriarchy:Well you're probably ugly then
Woman:I'm creative
Patriarchy:You mean unattractive right?
Woman:I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy:Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman:I have value
Patriarchy:Not if you're ugly lol
Woman:I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy:I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut


i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: co-ver, via phobias)


"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014, via woo-teen-wolf)


sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via phobias)




take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures


some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

So what you’re saying is… We probably have seen ourselves already but not known it.

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when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you


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being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you


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according to my calculations image

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why do blind people walk their dogs so much

(Source: meladoodle, via phobias)

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